Date/Time of Offense
January 27, 2012

Location/Area
Parking Lot

Offense
Parking like that

Vehicle License Plate
Unknown

Vehicle Color
Dark Gray/Charcoal

Vehicle Make/Model
Nissan Altima

The words muttered at the !@#?&%$ driver
"Another donkey that don't know how to park... It's like a coloring book... Stay in the lines!!"

Source
Instagram

Date/Time of Offense
January 23, 2012

Location/Area
Costco

Offense
Parking like a typical Asian female driver.

Vehicle License Plate
PJS199

Vehicle Color
Dark Gray

Vehicle Make/Model
Honda Accord

The words muttered at the !@#?&%$ driver
"Asian Woman #18 at Costco."

Source
Facebook

Date/Time of Offense
This occurred in October 2011 but once a douche, always a douche, if you ask me!

Location/Area
Kahala Mall parking lot

Offense
Parked like a douche

Vehicle License Plate
RNV315

Vehicle Color
Rust

Vehicle Make/Model
Dodge Caravan Minivan

The words muttered at the !@#?&%$ driver
"Whatta douche"

Source
Email